Hashed Breakfast Cauliflower, My Tweak

This is what I made this morning for breakfast--

Ingredients:
2 small heads cauliflower, cored and diced
1 tablespoon dried onion flakes
Salt, to taste
White Pepper, freshly grated, to taste
6 Pieces of Bacon
1 Tablespoon Fresh, grated Garlic
1 Tablespoon Butter
Two good handfuls of Cheddar (I used Mexi-Melt from Costco)

Method:

Cook bacon in large non-stick skillet till almost crisp.
Remove to a paper towel covered plate and drain.

Reserve two tablespoons of Bacon grease, and fry the cauliflower in it, till beginning to brown. Add the rest of the ingredients, except cheese.
Dice the bacon into fifths, and add to the cauliflower.
Continue cooking till browned and a bit crisp, but not burnt. Add cheese, let sit, then fold everything over on itself-- serve.

Nice with an extra sprinkling of Parmesan Cheese over the top.

I served this with scrambled eggs, sausage, and Faux French Toast.

Best Breakfast I've had in a while.

RAVEN'S CHEESY BAKED CREAMED CABBAGE WITH HAM, ITALIAN SAUSAGE AND MUSHROOMS

Serves 8-12

Ingredients:

1 very large head of Cabbage, chopped into medium sized chunks and separated (about 6 cups raw)
1 medium yellow onion, chopped medium
1 cup sliced Criminey Mushrooms
1 cup ham, chopped
4 Italian (link) sausages, microwaved until done, chopped medium
1 teaspoon salt
2 teaspoons granular Splenda
1 teaspoon nutmeg, ground
½ teaspoon allspice, ground
2 teaspoons granulated garlic
4 heaping tablespoons sour cream
4 heaping teaspoons cream cheese
1-1/2 cups shredded Mexi-Melt cheese
2 tablespoons butter, divided.
2 Tablespoons Grated Parmesan Cheese (Kraft in the carton)

Method:

Pre-heat oven to 350 degrees.

In a large (preferably non-stick) dutch oven, saute onions in 1 tablespoon butter until browning; add ham and mushrooms. Cook for about 5 minutes, or until mushrooms and ham are browning.

Add the cabbage, and carefully cook on medium hi heat, till tender. Add chopped sausage.

Continue cooking to marry the flavors; add spices, 1 tablespoon butter and Splenda.

When cabbage is very tender, turn out into a colander and drain well.

Turn drained cabbage mixture into a large mixing bowl.

Add 4 tablespoons sour cream and 4 tablespoons cream cheese. Stir till everything is blended well and taste. This is where you tweak your seasonings.

Turn into well greased 9x13 casserole dish. Sprinkle the top with the Mexi-Melt cheese, until covered.

Bake at 350 for half an hour, turn oven up to 475 and continue cooking till cheese is bubbly.

Remove from oven and sprinkle the top with parmesan cheese.

Carb Counts: (Per Linda Sue--THANKS!!)

Per Whole Recipe: 3352 Calories; 264g Fat; 154g Protein; 104g Carbohydrate; 33g Dietary Fiber; 71g Net Carbs

Per 1/8 Recipe: 419 Calories; 33g Fat; 19g Protein; 13g Carbohydrate; 4g Dietary Fiber; 9g Net Carbs

Per 1/12 Recipe: 279 Calories; 22g Fat; 13g Protein; 9g Carbohydrate; 3g Dietary Fiber; 6g Net Carbs

DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION 2008!

DNC Low Carb Party Food

Okay, y'all know I'm a Political Junkie.

So, seeing Barrack Obama's acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention is for me, what the Superbowl or The Olympics for some of my guy friends.

So it should be no surprise that I decided to hold a small informal gathering at my house.

This calls for serious snacks.

Part of the problem--

I have 12 roommates-- 3 of us (one is a thirteen-year old-girl) are actively low carbing it, we have 5 omnivores, though one does not eat beef or green Bell peppers, 1 low protein- low-fat -mostly-vegetarian with a heavy emphasis on whole grains and Pasta, 1 person with Chrohn's disease (no Gas producing foods), one Ovo-Lacto Vegetarian, (actively dislikes most veggies, except for Broccoli and Eggplant) and 1 Two-year old girl.

We may even have a couple of Vegans showing up.

And a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

You want to talk about a cooking challenge? How do I feed people with such disparate tastes and food restrictions?

Here's how.

I will be making the following;

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp
Pizza hut-ish Pizza (cut in snack size pieces (two versions , veggie and meat-lovers)
Portabella Pizzas (vegetarian)
Oven Roasted Brussels Sprouts

Stuffed, Marinated Chicken Skins

Here are the recipes:

BACON WRAPPED SHRIMP

Ingredients:

1 pound frozen Trader Joe's Colossal Shrimp, thawed, cleaned, about 24
12 slices of nitrate free bacon, cooked but not crisp
Salt to taste
Pepper to taste
Dijon Mustard
½ teaspoon Splenda
Butter, melted

Mix the Dijon Mustard and ½ teaspoon Splenda in a small bowl.

Slather the mixture on the shrimp. Let it sit for a while, at least an hour in the fridge.

Cut each bacon slice in two (horizontally). Wrap each shrimp in the bacon and secure with toothpicks. Place on broiler pan, lined with heavy duty non-stick foil. Broil on HI on middle rack of oven. Baste at least twice with the melted butter.

When shrimp is browning a little and the bacon is crisp, it's done.

RAVEN'S STUFFED , MARINATED CHICKEN SKIN BUNDLES

Ingredients:

Raw Skin leftover from Chicken thighs.

Marinating Mixture: (see below)
1 cup Cream Cheese
1 half a Bag pre-washed baby spinach

In a Baggie, marinate Chicken skins in a mixture of Chinese Five Spice powder, granulated garlic , onion powder, soy sauce, rice vinegar, sesame oil and ½ teaspoon Splenda.

Leave overnight and turn a few times.

The next morning:

Take a skin and spread it out on a cutting board skin side down. Take a dollop of stuffing mixture (in this case, spinach and cream cheese and place in the center. Now here' s where the idea gets tricky.

Roll up like an egg roll, using some of the stringy parts of the skin to wrap around the roll, creating a self-contained bundle. Place on Broiler pan. Repeat until you've used up all the skins and cream cheese mixture. Season with desired spices-- I used Trader Joe's Poultry grill mix.

Broil on Hi for about 15 minutes on your middle rack.

More Stuffing ideas:

Canned Crab/ cream cheese
Shredded Napa Cabbage, egg and minced green onion with just a little grated carrot (for color)
Cream Cheese and minced shrimp/or baby shrimp from the can
Cream cheese, Bacon (bits) and Baby Spinach
Goat cheese or Feta, Black olives, minced cucumber, and ground lamb or sausage.

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MEXICAN PIZZA

(Raven's Take on Nancy Elle's Classic)
This Pizza is awesome! Good cold, too!


Pre-heat oven to 450 degrees.

For the Crust:

In a large bowl combine:

4 cups shredded mozzarella
2 Cup Cheese, cheddar , 1 cup, shredded
5 LARGE eggs
1 tablespoon Kraft's Parmesan Cheese (in the box)
½ tsp Granulated garlic
½ tsp Oregano
½ tsp onion powder
½ Basil

Use baker's parchment to line a 13 x 9 x 2 inch baking pan, then pat mixture into a thin even layer. Spread mixture to the edges-- pat down with fingers, to ensure an even thickness. Trim excess parchment paper from pan with scissors.

Bake at 450 for 20 to 30 minutes on your middle rack.

When crust is browned and crisp at the edges, remove from oven and let cool.

For the Toppings:

Crumble 1 lb Chorizo in pan, cook at low-med heat until done, drain, and crumble some more into smaller pieces.

Caramelize Onions on low heat in olive oil. Remove when browned. Add chopped broccoli, chopped mushrooms, and zucchini to pan. Cover with lid, until broccoli is a bright green and zucchini is tender-crisp. Remove from heat.

Spread pizza crust with the salsa, and place toppings on pizza. Smother with Mozzarella cheese.

Place under broiler on Lo, until cheese is just beginning to brown.

The recipe above is only one variation on a theme-- one can make a white Pizza, using Low Carb Alfredo sauce, or Pizza Carbonara using a good Marinara-- I've also made a heck of a Pesto, Spinach, Mushroom and Roasted Chicken Pizza using the same crust. Varying your spice can make a big difference.

OVEN ROASTED BRUSSELS SPROUTS

Brussels sprouts
olive oil
salt and pepper
Nutritional Yeast
Granulated garlic, to taste

Mix spices and Nutritional Yeast in a bowl.

Preheat the oven to 400F.

Slice the sprouts in half lengthwise, removing any loose, outer leaves and trimming the bottom stems.

Toss sprouts in a little bit of olive oil and add seasoning mix, to taste. Spread cut side up in a single layer on a foil-lined baking sheet.

Bake 400 degrees for 30-40 minutes, until browned and crispy.

Serve immediately, or store in the fridge for lunch the next day.

Zucchini Fritters

Zucchini Fritters (my version)

6 cups shredded zucchini
1/4 cup shredded onion
1/4 cup protein powder
1/4 cup Bob's Red Mill Soy Flour
1/4 cup Parmesan Cheese
2 eggs (beaten)
salt and pepper
Granulated Garlic, 1 teaspoon

Shred Zucchini using a grater. Place grated zucchini in a large mixing bowl with the other ingredients, mixing well. I recommend mixing your dry ingredients in one bowl and mixing them separately, then adding them to the Zucchini /egg mix.

Mix all together well.

Heat about 1/2 inch Peanut Oil oil in a frying pan to where water sizzles if you flick a little into the pan.

Using a large Tablespoon, drop Zucchini /egg mix into hot oil, in small ( about 2 or 3 inch diameter) mounds. When the bottom is browning, flip over, continue cooking till done and crisp.
It helps to use your spoon to press them down a bit in the oil, flatten them a bit.

Work in small batches, until all the batter is used up. You should be able to get at least ten fritters, 15-20 depending on how thin you make them.

Drain on a rack covered with paper towels, set over the sink.

Hint: Place old newspaper in the sink to catch any excess oil. When you're done with your cooking and draining, you can just throw the newspaper away and wipe out the sink with a good cleaner. This makes for easier and quicker clean up time.

Raven's Frighteningly Good Roasted Cauliflower

This is another of my takes on a classic.

Serves 4

Ingredients:

1 (or 6 cups) large head cauliflower, cut and separated into florets
Olive Oil ¼ cup or enough to coat cauliflower
Dried Basil , 1 teaspoon
Dried Parsley 1, teaspoon
Sweet Hungarian Paprika, 1-1/2 teaspoons
White Pepper 1 teaspoon
Nutriional Yeast, 2 tablespoons

Instructions:

Pre-heat oven to 450 degrees.

Put cauliflower into a large mixing bowl, and coat well with Olive oil.

Season with Sweet Hungarian Paprika, Granulated Garlic, dried Basil, dried Parsley and heaping tablespoon of nutritional yeast.

Turn out into a large baking pan, and arrange in a single layer.

Bake for one hour.

Enjoy!!!

Carb Counts for ingredients:

Cauliflower: 6 cups raw, approximately 15 grams carb.
Nutritional Yeast: 2 heaping tablespoons: Total Carbs 5 g
Dried Parsley: Trace carbs
Dried Basil: trace carbs
Hungarian Paprika: 1 gram carbs
Olive oil: 0 carbs
White Pepper, 1 gram carb.

Total Carbs per recipe:
22 grams carbohydrate

Per serving:
5.5 grams carb.